When I walked into the vestibule of my condo building and found the following menu had arrived like a telegram from food heaven, I knew my dinner plans had been decided for me by a higher power:
I normally ignore menu leaflets, but somehow I was drawn to this one as if it had been etched into solid copper leaves. I have applied my mad photo skillz to highlight just those aspects of the Durango menu that drew my attention and distinguished it from the common pile of dirty and discarded handbills composting in a corner of the entryway. Admittedly, picking a restaurant based on the typographical errors on its menu has no basis in reason, but as you will see, things worked out well.
Anyway, as with any divine mission and/or experiment in dada automatic writing, I knew the power in this menu could lead me to the philosopher’s stone of Mexican-style pizza, or alternatively to my own heartburn-filled purgatory. I had to take the chance, and Mrs. JiLS would have to take that chance with me. In the end, I think we got a little bit of both.
The specifics. I ordered one each of the Pizza al Pastor and the Mexican Pizza for an early Sunday dinner. Here is the al Pastor:
Here is the Mexican:
The Pizza al Pastor is advertised to include “jalapeno pepper, onion, green pepper and meat.” That it did, and the meat was pork, though not really al Pastor, from what I could tell. The Mexican Pizza was supposed to include "chorizo, shrimp, jalapeno and onion.” Bizarrely, they substituted sliced carrots for the shrimp. Maybe they were Mexican carrots.
Anyway, the toppings were good enough, and the sauce was all right (hard to notice any tomato subtleties under the onslaught of peppers and spiced meats). Cheese was standard-issue Grade B mozzarella (I expected a Mexican cheese, but no luck on that count). But the most noteworthy thing about the Durango pizzas was the crust, which was entirely made of cornmeal dough. Not dusted with cornmeal – 100% made of it. That sounds very Mexican to me, and was something I hadn’t heard of before. And it was really delicious, extremely thin, flavorful and crisp. By no means an orthodox pizza crust, but very tasty. And it was also very sturdy for such a thin crust, able to stand up well to the heavy layer of cheese and toppings. (The crust also was probably loaded with lard, for those who care about such things.)
Few are called, fewer still heed the call. I may never have another al Pastor or Mexican pizza from Durango. However, I do anticipate ordering again from Durango at least once to try a standard topping selection on that delicious cornmeal crust.